The ugly truth about who’s hiding behind that avatar!

August 11, 2009

You can talk to someone for years on a forum and only imagine what they look like. That cool avatar or artistic picture promises so much! Here’s a hilarious look at what those avatars really mean!
What avatars mean

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About a week ago, I found this table on this forum but don’t ask me how I got there. Maybe a friend sent me the link? Anyway, I actually joined the forum to send a direct message to the person who posted it, asking her permission to post this on my blog, with proper credit to her. She never answered!  Well tonight I was searching a little more and found this link where a guy had posted it in 2005, two years before she did.  And his last activity on that forum was 2007 so I didn’t bother to email him. If anyone reading this created this originally (or if your ancestors did), please let me know so I can take it down or give proper credit. I just found it so hilarious I had to share!

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Robert Owen August 11, 2009 at 5:47 pm

That is a hoot! :lol:
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christie August 11, 2009 at 5:53 pm

I laugh every time I look at it! Maybe my long-term memory isn’t too good, huh. :)

Evan August 11, 2009 at 8:14 pm

Too funny. It actually reminded me of back in the day when I had time to play an MMO, and not knowing if the other players were even the same sex as their avatars, let alone remotely as attractive as they made themselves out to be in-game.
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christie August 11, 2009 at 8:40 pm

Hi Evan! Yes, we get a mental image of someone, and we may lean toward thinking of them as similar to the avatar – and that might lead to much disappointment. :D Thanks for your comment, and please come back soon!

Asswass August 11, 2009 at 8:34 pm

haha very funny Christie. Thank God I’m not on that list :) . You can see my real picture on my about page.
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christie August 11, 2009 at 8:45 pm

LOL of course you’re not on the list! :) I had been using a cute kitten as my Gravatar, but after seeing this I thought I’d better use my real picture or everyone would think I’m [fat, alcoholic, dangerous, has moustache]. :D

Doug Dillard August 11, 2009 at 11:01 pm

That is awesome! My Gravatar actually was created from a picture of me from around 6 or 7 years ago. I am about 20 – 30 lbs heavier than in that photo at the moment. A more realistic picture can be found in my About Us page. I really need to update my Gravatar, but I keep hoping I will look like that again ;)
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Christie August 12, 2009 at 5:54 pm

Absolutely! ;) I looked at your About page, and it’s not so different – probably only *you* see the difference a couple of years have made.

The Gooroo from iBlogPlanet.com August 12, 2009 at 12:34 am

Hahahahahahaha. This made my night. So funny. Where did you find the chart? Or did you make it? Either way, thanks for sharing/
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Christie August 12, 2009 at 5:55 pm

:D Glad you liked! I found it on a forum – it must’ve come to me by StumbleUpon or something, because I wasn’t a member of the forum. Then I found it on an even older forum, so it’s at least four years old. I just don’t know who created it originally.

George Serradinho August 12, 2009 at 12:44 am

You are so right about avatars not looking like the person itself. Sometimes you see funny ones and other times not.
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Christie August 12, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Yeah I can imagine we want our avatar to look like the mental image we have of ourselves, or maybe the image we *want* to have on the internet to show others…or when we have time to lose 10 pounds, or something. :)

Blogger Rise August 12, 2009 at 4:29 am

hehehehe thank God I`m not in there cause I`m never use any gravatar even I`m a handsome guy according to my mom hahahahaha :D
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MiscBytes August 14, 2009 at 7:33 pm

Hi Blogger Rise! Well if your mom says you’re a handsome guy, I’m sure you are. Mothers are well known for having a very realistic view of their own kids, right? ;)

I’m so sorry your comment originally went to spam – I will start checking comment spam daily. Thanks for commenting and please come back to MiscBytes soon!

Klaus from TechPatio August 12, 2009 at 4:36 am

That was funny … it makes me wonder, what does Doug Dillard and George Serradinho’s avatar mean? They are not anime nor “cartoon character”, but maybe somewhere in between…. any ideas? :D
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Doug Dillard August 12, 2009 at 11:49 am

I came across http://www.cartoonme.com/en/ one day and for around $5 I had to give it a try :)
.-= Doug Dillard´s last blog ..How to Twitter? =-.

christie August 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm

Ha! Thanks for the link Doug! I just uploaded a pic to them and ordered a cartoon. Not sure what I’ll use it for – maybe IM – but it’ll be fun to have.

Doug Dillard August 12, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Your welcome! For the price… I couldn’t resist either. They have pretty fast turnaround as well.
.-= Doug Dillard´s last blog ..How to Twitter? =-.

Klaus from TechPatio August 12, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Cool – I’m definitely gonna try that out, thanks for the link :)
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George Serradinho August 13, 2009 at 12:27 am

@Klaus – I don’t know either what is mine.

@Doug – thanks for the link, I will go have a look and see what they are all about.
.-= George Serradinho´s last blog ..Newest WordPress Plugins 13/08 =-.

Doug Dillard August 13, 2009 at 2:32 am

I just wrote a post about my experience with creating my Gravatar here: http://www.makingmoneyonline.com/create-a-fun-gravatar/
.-= Doug Dillard´s last blog ..Create a Fun Gravatar =-.

Barbara Ling, Virtual Coach August 12, 2009 at 8:22 am

Too funny!

My avatar is me at the dojo when I earned one of my lower belts last year. Ideally, I’ll earn a black belt by 2010!
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Christie August 12, 2009 at 5:59 pm

Cool! My youngest is a karate NUT now. He just started in March and is a yellow belt with his eye on orange. Barbara thanks for commenting, and please come back soon!

Jason August 12, 2009 at 2:26 pm

This was on Digg not a while back… I’ll try to find the link and post it in the comments if I do find it.
.-= Jason´s last blog ..I hate people… =-.

Christie August 12, 2009 at 5:59 pm

Sounds good, thanks! I got it tracked back to ’05, but haven’t seen the original creator. I’d love to see what else that person has produced by now. :) Thanks for commenting – and please come back to MiscBytes soon!

Surender Sharma August 13, 2009 at 2:28 am

For me I hate this type of Avatar.We should create some innovative identity of our blog.
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Christie August 13, 2009 at 8:15 pm

Yeah I guess most of the time those really bad ones above are for Twitter or MySpace. I’m still trying to figure out a logo for MiscBytes because it’s just 2 1/2 months old. Thanks for your comment, and please come back soon!

JamesM August 13, 2009 at 5:18 am

Gotta say I actually use a real photo of myself. Unfortunately I don’t have any decent ones, so I usually use holiday snaps – my current Gravatar is a little sunburned!

Christie August 13, 2009 at 8:17 pm

Hi James! I can’t see your Gravatar right now – are you changing out the image? I’d love to see a sunburned Gravatar – that’s part of enjoying summer! :) Thanks for commenting – and please come back to MiscBytes again soon!

Extreme John August 13, 2009 at 6:39 am

How true is this post! About 3 minutes on My Space and you get a fresh example of everything above. Thank you for the Thursday morning laugh :)
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Christie August 13, 2009 at 8:18 pm

Yes :D when I saw those things like the extreme closeup, or the photo taken from a weird angle – oh I have seen her many times. LOL thanks again for coming by John!

Ricky August 14, 2009 at 5:15 am

Some of them are really funny. Thanx for nice share. I like the avatar where the boy looks like holding a alcohol bottle
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Christie August 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm

They really are – we have seen so many of these things before – and of course the first time we see something like that, we do think what they *want* us to think. :)

Jacob Yap August 14, 2009 at 12:38 pm

So I’m immature, and probably fat? :lol:
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Christie August 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Noooooo! :D I’d say you are most likely a programmer!

Jacob Yap August 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm

Haha I’m no a programmer too. It’s okay, I love my avatar anyway :)
.-= Jacob Yap´s last blog ..Proxy Pro 6 – Ultimate Remote Access Software =-.

Sire August 14, 2009 at 8:34 pm

I wasn’t sure where that post was going and after having a ‘mans’ look at the image I must admit I was scratching my head a little. Then I stood back a bit and had a proper look and suddenly it all became clear and I almost fell off the chair. Well done :D
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christie August 15, 2009 at 2:26 pm

:D LOL! Thanks!

Jean August 14, 2009 at 9:32 pm

Oh no! I’ve been guilty of a few of these! Bwahahahahaha! Thanks for the laughs.
.-= Jean´s last blog ..Alice Might Be For You =-.

christie August 15, 2009 at 2:27 pm

:D Yeah too bad someone had to let the cat out of the bag on these avatars. Thank you for your comment, and please come back to MiscBytes soon!

Mitch August 15, 2009 at 12:02 am

That’s so wrong, and so funny! I find stuff like this all the time; thanks for sharing it.
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christie August 15, 2009 at 2:28 pm

We do see a lot of those all the time, don’t we! And now we will laugh just a little when we see one of them. :)

Stefan August 17, 2009 at 6:11 am

Can’t find a explanation for my avatar which I think is a good thing. With that said, I really need to get me a new avatar.
.-= Stefan´s last blog ..The Advantages Of Being Small =-.

Christie August 17, 2009 at 5:40 pm

:D Yes, it’s good to not show up on that chart! Your avatar is familiar though – I’ve seen you somewhere. I’ve either read your blog before or I’ve seen you on Twitter. And I guess that’s one good reason to keep an avatar for a while – recognition.

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